Message posted by The Major on August 06, 2006 at 20:04:17 PST:
Mr. J. Doe, I am monitoring and I have your address. As soon as my black suite comes back from the ultra-secret, way-underground D.U.M.B. dry-cleaning facility, I am going to have an unmarked (and silent) black helicopter take me to your home. There, you will be interrogated to determine what you know, followed by a thorough body cavity search/probing conducted by little grey critters from Venusia (just in case you are concealing state secrets in your backsides). We will then castrate you, erase your memory of important past events, and render you totally unable to make meaningful decisions. Afterwards, you will be uniquely qualified for the job of Secretary General of the United Nations. MIB (Major in Black)
In Reply to: spies posted by jon doe on August 06, 2006 at 13:31:07 PST:
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