Message posted by The Major on June 30, 2006 at 16:08:25 PST:
Harvey, don't be disrespectin' "The King" now! You'll have a hoard of 50+ year-old women drown you in a sea of panties thrown in anger! Elvis, contrary to the popular myth that he succumbed to a belly full of pills, is indeed alive. He owns a filling station in Caldwell Texas, is enormously fat, and has no hair. If it weren't for the blue-suede shoes and the way he says "Thank you! Thank you vereh much!" when you pay him, you'd never know it was Elvis!
In Reply to: Re: Been awhile guys! Anyone heard of the rumored underground installation at DIA?? posted by lone wolf on June 30, 2006 at 12:15:38 PST:
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