Message posted by Andre' M. Dall'au on May 26, 2006 at 4:55:33 PST:

The duck was interviewed and revealed that that he was expressing his opinion on how to handle illegal aliens. When the enlargement of the picture revealed it looked like Gary Coleman, the duck recanted his story and told of an encouter on Hollywood Boulevard that ended with a tough ending for the ex-child star. The duck further stated that since his rich cousin Donald, who never writes and migrates south in his Gulfstream, and his less sucessful brother Howard that currently is in rehab at Betty Ford, has made all the news lately, he wanted to come forward with his story. Most local and national media concerns thinks that this is just a self-serving and tacky publicity stunt so will be covering the story 24/7 for the next week, will pilot a "Alien Duck" reality show. and will be on a prime-time Dr. Phil show entitled "when domestic ducks go wild".

OK this is OT, but it's a slow news day.

In Reply to: Extraterrestrial Found in California Duck? posted by lone wolf on May 25, 2006 at 12:29:14 PST:

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